It amuses one when one finds oneself listed as #16 in the Richmond Democrat's List of Top Virginia Political Blogs.
As one who only extremely rarely comments on Virginia politics -- and then restricts oneself to vomiting forth opinions on vinyl siding and The Bunny Man Legend -- one finds oneself a trifle bemused, and one wonders about the catholicity of the criteria for admission to this putatively exclusive club.
Don't get one wrong -- one won't turn down membership. One crows from the highest rooftops: Cocksuckers better vote for Sally Kurtz for the Catoctin District of the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors or one will slash one's tires! There: One has said it.
One saw a car in the 7-11 parking lot yesterday with a respectable amount of dirt accumulated on its rear window. Someone had used a finger to inscribe "Faux Dirt" in the accumulated filth. This amused one so much that one began to think of other interesting things to write on the back of dirty cars.
This afternoon, inspired by the idea, one inscribed "There Is No God" on the back windshield of Wonder Woman's Pathfinder. One parked at Meadows Farms outside Leesburg to snag one some plantables. When one reoccupied the vehicle after some time occupied with impatiens and peonies, one found that some dull-witted but pious passerby had taken the time to smudge out one's message. Ones's car, one's profession of atheism. One believes those are actually still allowed under state law.
Vote for the Nazi Party, Virginia! Al-Qaeda wants you to! An influential blogger has said so!