tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post114748722839843349..comments2024-03-28T14:13:23.835-04:00Comments on By Neddie Jingo!: In PrussiaNeddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147652394036481182006-05-14T20:19:00.000-04:002006-05-14T20:19:00.000-04:00On the other hand, perhaps...The craft was sent in...On the other hand, perhaps...<BR/><BR/>The craft was sent in to snoop<BR/>on the head of a rascally group:<BR/>A bastion of hate <BR/>that would threaten the State<BR/>with their talk of <A HREF="http://byneddiejingo.blogspot.com/2006/05/fantasy-hurriedly-composed-while.html" REL="nofollow">anthropomorph soup</A>.<BR/><BR/>Bathed in the sunshine of spring,<BR/>the mission was in full swing<BR/>But returning too soon,<BR/>Neddie spied the balloon,<BR/>And foiled the Merciless Ming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147641826164399422006-05-14T17:23:00.000-04:002006-05-14T17:23:00.000-04:00Its a curious state of affairs.Despite the menacin...Its a curious state of affairs.<BR/>Despite the menacing airs,<BR/>I think that a chimp<BR/>may be up in that blimp<BR/>madly rearranging the chairs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147640251060873002006-05-14T16:57:00.000-04:002006-05-14T16:57:00.000-04:00Damn! That WaPo story means that there is indeed a...Damn! That WaPo story means that there is indeed a mothership... the facility.helmuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069600766378586919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147624082471876072006-05-14T12:28:00.000-04:002006-05-14T12:28:00.000-04:00Thanks Neddie and apologies to Helmut. After that ...Thanks Neddie and apologies to Helmut. After that WaPo story, I could use a spodieodie.<BR/><BR/>H. Rumbold, Master BarberH. Rumbold, Master Barberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147610703327577932006-05-14T08:45:00.000-04:002006-05-14T08:45:00.000-04:00The Army is probably starting round two of its sur...The Army is probably starting round two of its surveilance blimp tests. During round one, they flew the thing over my house in Arlington - low - I could see the pilot's face - gave him the finger.<BR/><BR/>Here's the <A HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A48616-2004Sep24?language=printer" REL="nofollow">WaPo</A> story about round one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147583468694993282006-05-14T01:11:00.000-04:002006-05-14T01:11:00.000-04:00Help, I'm a rock.Help, I'm a rock.helmuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069600766378586919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147578454130309962006-05-13T23:47:00.000-04:002006-05-13T23:47:00.000-04:00Ah, but Akatabi, to be fair to Helmut, "The Blimp"...Ah, but Akatabi, to be fair to Helmut, "The Blimp" from "Trout Mask Replica" was recorded down the phone by Frank, who later supplied the backing track (DUH-duh-du-dut-dut-dunna-dunna-nuh!) from "Charles Ives," a track he was working on at the time for -- Christ, was it "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"? It's late, and I can't be bothered to dig it up... But "The Blimp" is at least half-Frank.<BR/><BR/>The other half is inawt.<BR/><BR/>Throw me in the gutter, I'll buy you a bottle of wine!Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147577516927051842006-05-13T23:31:00.000-04:002006-05-13T23:31:00.000-04:00hekmut, just for the sake of my anal-compulsivitiv...hekmut, just for the sake of my anal-compulsivitivity, it's Captain Beefheart, not Zappa, and the line goes "It's the blimp, Frank, It's the blimp!" off the seminal Trout Mask Replica. I say the line as kind of an obsessive-compulsive talisman every time I see a blimp, and I haven't been hit by orgone death-rays yet (knock wood).H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147559722847956482006-05-13T18:35:00.000-04:002006-05-13T18:35:00.000-04:00I get the best goddamned commenters in Left Blogsy...I get the best goddamned commenters in Left Blogsylvania, I'm tellin' ya. There may not be a lot of you, but you sure make up for it in quality.Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147546837924463242006-05-13T15:00:00.000-04:002006-05-13T15:00:00.000-04:00Break out the Frank Zappa, that prophet of future-...Break out the Frank Zappa, that prophet of future-is-now America: "it's da blimp! The blimp!"helmuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069600766378586919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147541727663794722006-05-13T13:35:00.000-04:002006-05-13T13:35:00.000-04:00HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!There was a so...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<BR/><BR/>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!<BR/><BR/>There was a songwriter named Bob<BR/>Who, fed up with pulling his knob<BR/>Got a high-powered rifle<BR/>For merely a trifle<BR/>And a sunny little apartment on Pennsylvania fuckin' AvenueBobby Lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00671706326620424357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147535476679652012006-05-13T11:51:00.000-04:002006-05-13T11:51:00.000-04:00The zepplin's an air-ship, it's true,Made once by ...The zepplin's an air-ship, it's true,<BR/>Made once by the Germans to do<BR/>All their bombin' and flyin',<BR/>But it's used here for spyin'<BR/>On smartasses with blogs, just like you!Will Dividehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877416158115540051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147533315065054192006-05-13T11:15:00.000-04:002006-05-13T11:15:00.000-04:00At an exhibit of paintings by GoyaNed had to hide ...At an exhibit of paintings by Goya<BR/>Ned had to hide out in the foyer.<BR/>Though that rhyme's not exact,<BR/>He was a victim, in fact,<BR/>Of traumatic, post-blimp paranoia.Will Dividehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877416158115540051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147527514802651422006-05-13T09:38:00.000-04:002006-05-13T09:38:00.000-04:00Oh, God, someone help me please...There was an ex-...Oh, God, someone help me please...<BR/><BR/><BR/>There was an ex-spook with a limp<BR/>Who worked in DC as a pimp.<BR/>When asked why he was fired,<BR/>He said, "No, I retired.<BR/>While spying, I fell from a blimp."Will Dividehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877416158115540051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1147522228836511842006-05-13T08:10:00.000-04:002006-05-13T08:10:00.000-04:00According to JB's blog, he's in Belize...sings:JB'...According to JB's blog, he's in Belize...<BR/><BR/>sings:<BR/><BR/>JB's in Belize, where the Feds can't find 'im.<BR/>JB's in Belize, where there's no one to mind 'im.<BR/><BR/>Is there a hunt going on?<BR/>Spies in for the kill?<BR/>Is that noise in the line?<BR/>Or just a humm in the breeze?<BR/><BR/>JB's in Belize<BR/>And is stayin' there still.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Aaaaannnd...<BR/><BR/>If you want my address, <BR/>It's that Or-i-ent Ex-press<BR/>On the Samjack of Novi-Pazzzaar!Will Dividehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877416158115540051noreply@blogger.com