tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post115120222272658366..comments2024-03-28T14:13:23.835-04:00Comments on By Neddie Jingo!: Shake Out Your ShoesNeddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151366260909683182006-06-26T19:57:00.000-04:002006-06-26T19:57:00.000-04:00I grew up in a high rise in the middle of the city...I grew up in a high rise in the middle of the city, but for two years of my married life I lived on a farm in Virginia, and the spiders there were so big they had <B>visible leg joints</B>. <I>Did i mention i grew up in a high rise in the middle of the city?</I> Also? There was an <B>infestation</B> of spiders with leg joints on the farm. So we got chickens to reduce the <B><I>bug population</I></B>. 27 of the idiot babies. And then we got cats to reduce the newfound <B>rat</B> population. Who knew rats followed chickens? But the cats weren't all that helpful because they were frightened by the newfound <B>snake</B> population - who were attracted to the rats who were enthralled by the chickens. <I><B>Who says the country life is simple?</I></B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151327939783256512006-06-26T09:18:00.000-04:002006-06-26T09:18:00.000-04:00I was bitten in the foot by a Brown Recluse- this ...I was bitten in the foot by a Brown Recluse- this became apparent when the area necrosed. Having no desire to watch a surgeon carve a big chunk out of my foot, I adopted a watch and wait treatment plan, and after about a month everything was pretty much normal.<BR/><BR/>Not sure I would recommend this plan to anyone who isn't already a nurse or doctor, but it worked for me.<BR/><BR/>ye olde serial catownerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151318340191044302006-06-26T06:39:00.000-04:002006-06-26T06:39:00.000-04:00... the father of one of my son's friends... I had...<I>... the father of one of my son's friends... </I><BR/><BR/>I had to read that 3 times, first on your BlueGirl comment to her boy, then twice more here, before the "..son's FRIENDS" clicked.<BR/><BR/>Glad it wasn't you, and hope he recoups quickly.<BR/><BR/>Growing up rurally, I <I>always</I> check my shoes first!Michael Bainshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734972725056899460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151268166222334052006-06-25T16:42:00.000-04:002006-06-25T16:42:00.000-04:00I was out in th' woods one day with Sal Th' Feist ...I was out in th' woods one day with Sal Th' Feist and espied a frightening sight indeed; the New England Cupid Spider. One bite of this little fucker and you fall deeply in love with the first thing you see.<BR/><BR/>Took three hours to stumble home with my eyes shut tight. Thank god Sal was there to guide me but I'm already content with my high regard for her.<BR/><BR/>Stumbled into my studio and felt around the walls, not letting myself open my eyes until I was sure I'd found my own portrait.<BR/><BR/>Man, it's been easier since I learned to love myself.Bobby Lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00671706326620424357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151247035091340532006-06-25T10:50:00.000-04:002006-06-25T10:50:00.000-04:00A dead bee? Life beyond death? Little fuckers.I on...A dead bee? Life beyond death? Little fuckers.<BR/><BR/>I once rubbed poisonous frog skin secretions in my eyes and was blind for three days. Little fucker.helmuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069600766378586919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151244093038440052006-06-25T10:01:00.000-04:002006-06-25T10:01:00.000-04:00Only bit by a spider once when I disturbed its sle...Only bit by a spider once when I disturbed its sleep in my washcloth one morning as I commenced showering. Hurt like hell but no real damage.<BR/><BR/>The unfortunate spider went down the drain, though.<BR/><BR/>Spiders seem to love the showers around here. Not sure if it's a New England thing.<BR/><BR/>BTW, was you ever bit by a dead bee?Kevin Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17490345765638949916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151232570055856792006-06-25T06:49:00.000-04:002006-06-25T06:49:00.000-04:00Sounds to me, from the antibiotic treatments, that...Sounds to me, from the antibiotic treatments, that it isn't the spider's venom as such that causes the problems, but the fact that it doesn't brush or floss regularly and hence bugs on its fangs get in and do the damage. If that's right, it really doesn't seem appropriate to hate them.Jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04639265958695262241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1151219974621795882006-06-25T03:19:00.000-04:002006-06-25T03:19:00.000-04:00Christ how I hate those little fuckers. I had a s...Christ how I hate those little fuckers. I had a spiderbite earlier this year that got infected and turned into a nasty abcess. I thought for sure it was a recluse bite, and was (surprise!) extremly dramatic about my impending doom. Alas, I survived, and my doctor assured me that it was NOT a brown recluse bite, but some other kind of spider bite that got a staph infection. <BR/><BR/>I have a really sexy life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com