tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post5320186329057622116..comments2024-03-28T14:13:23.835-04:00Comments on By Neddie Jingo!: BubblesNeddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-27494346308600634042008-03-31T13:00:00.000-04:002008-03-31T13:00:00.000-04:00Ha ha ha ha ha!You can't go back!Fuck all th' othe...Ha ha ha ha ha!<BR/><BR/>You can't go back!<BR/><BR/>Fuck all th' other crap on the internet!bobby lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701816985010473296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-18545583730359321432008-03-29T17:24:00.000-04:002008-03-29T17:24:00.000-04:00Best deep tissue massage I ever had was from a gay...Best deep tissue massage I ever had was from a gay dude, in the front parlor of his home.<BR/><BR/>Yes, intensely uncomfortable even for this supposedly open minded liberal from the moment he asked me to strip down to shorts and lay under the sheet started to loosen up my limbs and then he hit that big muscle right below my shoulder blade where all the anger goes and....<BR/><BR/>and then I woke up an hour later, feeling like several million fresh new dollar bills.<BR/><BR/>But at least I don't have to find a new hairstylist.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-55844486501101632532008-03-29T13:15:00.000-04:002008-03-29T13:15:00.000-04:00Jeddie, you crack. me. up.Unfortunately, I've ne...Jeddie, you crack. me. up.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, I've never experienced what sv describes above. Most Danilo's that have attended to me in the past would probably way prefer to have attended to you.<BR/><BR/>Also, <I>Most female customers will understand it -- correctly -- as a challenge to assess the competence of the stylist who gave her her last cut .... Bad one, move on.</I><BR/><BR/>A woman would find it very difficult to "move on" to a different stylist in the same salon. You should know that from watching Seinfeld! You can't cheat on your stylist right in front of her!! You have to put up with at <I>least</I> five or six bad haircuts, then agonize over your disloyalty for<I>ever</I> before finding a new salon altogether.<BR/><BR/>It's sheer torture. Get it? <I>Sheer</I> torture?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-40552839700918206972008-03-28T20:17:00.000-04:002008-03-28T20:17:00.000-04:00Buck: Do they have signs out front?Kevin: Well, ex...Buck: Do they have signs out front?<BR/><BR/>Kevin: Well, <I>exactly.</I> You have my dilemma down perfectly. Do I stake the place out, checking when Danilo has the day off, and then dope out the blonde cutie's work hours -- and her name? All of this in pursuit of a less-than-completely erotic encounter? It all seems a bit, you know, <I>obsessive.</I><BR/><BR/>Better just to let my tresses grow out and try another salon. There are others, you know.Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-50754776719751450942008-03-28T19:14:00.000-04:002008-03-28T19:14:00.000-04:00You're probably safe to ask for Crystal or Jessica...You're probably safe to ask for Crystal or Jessica.H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-87428828678373608162008-03-28T14:22:00.000-04:002008-03-28T14:22:00.000-04:00Funniest read of the day. And you can go back. Fin...Funniest read of the day. And you can go back. Find out what days the dude has off and be sure to get the name of the blonde right.<BR/><BR/>You gotta swerve, to maintain the perv.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-81406038921214835512008-03-28T11:27:00.000-04:002008-03-28T11:27:00.000-04:00My own pate has had its crop recede to the point w...My own pate has had its crop recede to the point where I used a shaving gizmo called a <A HREF="http://headblade.com/" REL="nofollow">Headblade</A> to facilitate the in-shower process. Quite often, after I'm done, I'll rub my hands over my own scalp and think, "Baby, that's <I>smooth</I>."<BR/><BR/>Hmmm.... maybe I should treat myself to a scalp massage...Halloween Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11384379626872143033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-22388652499847282932008-03-28T09:18:00.000-04:002008-03-28T09:18:00.000-04:00Well, Neddie, there are a couple of hair salons th...Well, Neddie, there are a couple of hair salons that I know of in one of the southern states that are said to be real cathouses. In fact, I unknowingly went to one and when they realized I just wanted a hair cut, they wouldn't take me anymore after my first visit. Ask around in some small towns down there in VA, you're bound to have a few like the ones in my state.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1831229677420557542008-03-28T07:29:00.000-04:002008-03-28T07:29:00.000-04:00Dude... at least you have hair. I go to a detaile...Dude... at least you have hair. I go to a detailer and get the old noggin buffed out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-20947922346077225132008-03-27T21:37:00.000-04:002008-03-27T21:37:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-24702409755155625652008-03-27T20:22:00.000-04:002008-03-27T20:22:00.000-04:00Hey, Neddie - it's not just guys who, um, reeeeeee...Hey, Neddie - it's not just guys who, um, reeeeeeely enjoy the experience. I used to go to a salon in Philly that was way more expensive than I would have chosen, if is hadn't been for Giuseppe (I swear, his real name).<BR/><BR/>From the initial meeting where he brutally looked you up and down, but then smiled and told you you were already beautiful, to wash where he laid you back, massaged you with warm soapy water and asked you what you wanted, to the cut when he towered over you, gently positioning the tilt of your head and then leaning in with those well muscled arms to firmly take total control...<BR/><BR/>Sorry, where was I?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-14291593802946096192008-03-27T18:39:00.000-04:002008-03-27T18:39:00.000-04:00I've been going to the same neighborhood barber sh...I've been going to the same neighborhood barber shop for 20 years, and the proprietor and her employees have aged right along with me.<BR/><BR/>What I'm sayin' is, I don't have the choice problem you had.Linkmeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00576347754628145004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-87293417137243922162008-03-27T16:23:00.000-04:002008-03-27T16:23:00.000-04:00I know exactly what you mean about attractive fems...I know exactly what you mean about attractive fems at the salons. because I have a "ponytail", that is, I wear my hair long I don't get it cut very often...2 to 3 times a year, max. But I actually look forward to it for exactly the reasons you say. I try to remain very cool. Who knows if it works. Probabaly not.<BR/><BR/>Hey, maybe they thought you are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com