As I rode home this afternoon, listening to the Don and Mike Show, a caller suggested a game you can play on the highway: You add the word "anal" in front of the car models you see.
Started doing it myself, almost wrapped the damned truck around a pole.
The truck so wrapped would be an Anal Ranger.
My motorbike is an Anal Triumph.
Wonder Woman drives an Anal Pathfinder.
I drove past Anal Explorers, Anal Probes, and Anal Accords, whose drivers may have been mystified by the howls of laughter emanating from my Anal Ranger.
Give it a try, won't you? Live a little!
The employee household:
ReplyDeleteMe anal astro
Mrs anal sedan de ville
Jr anal achieva
mazel tov!
Which sort of begs the question, what sort of woman would buy a Probe anyway?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to tell the missus she's driving an Anal Odyssey.
ReplyDeleteI'm an Anal-Pilot, pilot.
ReplyDeleteSo much for punch buggy.
Sometimes an Anal Saab. (The Anal Saab may be traded in soon for an Anal Jeep Wranger) Sometimes an Anal Volvo. And once, just once -- an Anal Scooter.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so wrong.
BG: That would be an Anal Wrangler. You gotta leave the manufacturer out.
ReplyDeleteThe only exception would be an Anal Hummer.
Those Euro cars, with their model numbers rather than names, don't work so well. Not much humor value in an Anal XJ-7.
OTOH, some-a them rice-burners are great: The Anal Achieva is nice, as is the Anal Civic.
Fuck me, I'm an Anal Trailblazer!
ReplyDeleteYou're right! I was too focused on *Anal Scooter.*
ReplyDeleteThat is just so awful sounding.
lol.
I freely and happily concede that "Anal Scooter" is pretty horrifying.
ReplyDeleteParticularly if followed by the inevitable "Libby."
Oh, dear God: The Anal Sonata!
ReplyDeleteI never enter a Relay, steer clear of Torrents, try not to be tailgated by a Sequoia. And I always politely pass on Golf.
ReplyDeleteAnal Cutlass Supreme has to win at least one category
ReplyDeleteand the Anal Lumina is actually quite luminous...
Alas, I drive an S-10 pickup. Anal S-10 just doesn't have much zing. Though my girlfriend drives an Anal Outback :-)
ReplyDeleteFor yet more madcap hilarity...
When you read your fortune cookie fortune at the end of a Chinese meal, append the words "in bed" to it.
God, this was funny. I thought Anal Scooter had won the prize (I don't want to know what the prize is) but Anal Sonata topped it.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I was told once of a similar but rather more limited game in which the words "in bed" are appended to any fortune you may find in your fortune cookie. As for instance, using the example fortune from Wikipedia, "You maintain a sense of balance in the midst of great success ... in bed."
Damn, anon beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that any of these beat "Anal Sonata" or "Anal Probe," but here are a few that I like:
ReplyDeleteAnal Frontier
Anal Expedition
Anal Voyager
Anal Quest
Anal Cruiser
Anal Titan
Anal Entourage
and my favorite:
Anal Ram
and one word verification for good measure:
Anal Yeeilax
the Anal Solara ... meh
ReplyDeletethe Anal CL ... meh
on the other hand, we were looking at the Anal Ridgeline last weekend.
Okay, this really did make me laugh out loud. Repeatedly. And I have a rather impressive Anal Legacy.
ReplyDeleteAnal MX-5: not so special.
ReplyDeleteWhat about that new anal Enclave!?!
ReplyDeleteAnd let's not forget the classics, the anal Dart, the Charger, the anal Scamp, followed by the anal Cutless... ouch!
The anal Spider, the anal Bug, the anal Rabbit...
oops, anal cutlass has already been done.
ReplyDeleteOh! The 60's were a good time to be anal!
ReplyDeleteanal Fusion
anal Galaxie
anal Rambler
anal Lancer
anal Satellites
anal Fury!!
MUST. STOP.!!!
Just wanted to add that there were *TWO* Anal Prowlers at our hometown July 4 parade.
ReplyDeletefor motorcycles:
ReplyDeleteAnal Ninja
Anal Intruder
Anal Marauder
Anal Majesty
back to cars:
Anal Prelude. waka-chicka-wow-wow
Anal Spitfire. yow!
Anal Escort
Anal Cherry (Datsun)
Anal Swinger. giggety.
Anal Joy-Machine (Honda)
Anal Prairie Joy (Nissan)
you're right. it is fun!
Me: Anal Fit
ReplyDeleteHer: Anal Scion (sorry, but much funnier than Anal XB)
I have owned and driven, in reverse order:
-- Anal Aerio
-- Anal Colt
-- Anal Sidekick (!) <-- even the emoticon is funny!
-- Anal Rabbitt
All us old guys remember the Anal Thunderbird very fondly. Why, exactly, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteOn the drive home tonight, the two best ones I passed were an Anal Explorer and an Anal Trooper...
ReplyDeleteI was driving back from a meeting today scoping out all the Anal Cars!
ReplyDeleteI saw an Anal 'Vette
An Anal Mustang
An Anal Combi (dopey name, cool car though!)
A few Anal Beamers
and an Anal Cherokee
That Anal Cherokee needs to lighten up!
I'm the owner of a nine-year-old Anal Quest.
ReplyDeleteA fruitless Quest, too.
I'm an Anal Forester.
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm not a convertible anal cavalier, I'm riding in the anal caravan.
ReplyDeleteMy husband drives an anal Ranger too, but dreams about an anal Triumph..... or what about an anal Legend..... LOL!!
ReplyDeleteWe passed an Anal Escort today, ooh-la-la.... You gotta pay 50 extra, but it's worth it!
ReplyDeleteDammit! It's worth it in the end, as Wonder Woman just reminded me...
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Neddie Jingo.
ReplyDeleteThere I was, puttering along in my Anal Civic Hybrid, minding my own business, when suddenly your little game infused my brain. Like oatmeal on the fingers, I was unable to wash it off.
I spent the rest of my trip alternately clucking at the infantile (b)anality of this little mind sport and almost laughing out loud at the Anal Fox and Anal Fusion fighting over which would end up in front of the other.
Damn you, damn you to hell.
Hmmmm.... Should I be proud? I have an Anal Legacy ...
ReplyDeleteThis is especially disquieting since my boyfriend has an Anal Wrangler.
Anal Highlander here, which gives me the disquieting image of some guy in a kilt... eeeesh, can't even finish it. Ack.
ReplyDeleteThis game is definitely going to come up during my next car trip. People are going to be wondering why I'll be gazing out the window, murmuring to myself and laughing hysterically. (More than usual, that is.)
Can't wait for my next Chinese takeout, either.
Well, Neddie, you have captured my husband's attention!! He went exploring and here's what he has found, and I believe, most not previously mentioned...
ReplyDeleteanal Lancer
anal Titan
anal Voyager
anal Tempest
anal Avenger
anal Scout
anal Escape
anal Navigator
anal Defender.....
This discussion continues to be LOL funny...Oh, to live childishly... I giggle as I write...
I most humbly offer a recent (though vintage) sighting: anal Climax.
ReplyDeleteIs my Anal Fabia in the running?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! This is a fantastic game! As for my car:
ReplyDeleteBehold the Anal Century!
lmao @ my anal escort
ReplyDeletemy first car was a 1981 Anal Skylark. Beauty.
ReplyDeleteI have an anal Spirit!
ReplyDeleteI just traded up from an anal festiva to an anal maxima.
ReplyDeleteCurrent car: Anal Focus.
ReplyDeletePrevious cars: Anal Protegé and Anal Frontier. :)
I have an Anal Bug.
ReplyDeleteI'm parked between an Anal Aztek and an Anal Charger.
This is gonna make my upcoming road trip in our good old American Anal Vue so much more fun.
ReplyDeleteVia Zipcar, I today drove an Anal Matrix.
ReplyDeleteI drive an Anal Tacoma. Meh.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend, though, is the proud owner of an Anal Vue.
Poor thing.
My first car was a 1974 Anal Duster.
ReplyDeleteI drive an Anal Charger.
ReplyDeleteBefore that was an Anal PT Cruiser... hmm, perhaps Anal Cruiser is better, or worse... Before that was an Anal Cherokee, and before that was an Anal Daytona.
This game would probably be more fun if I didn't live where the main forms of transportation are the anal bus and the anal subway. Although occasionally, I do hail an anal taxi.
ReplyDelete- Molly, NYC
Mazda apparently got the memo. I drive an Anal 626....
ReplyDeleteBut I used to drive a (1966) Anal Mustang. Whooya.
A friend of mine in Oregon is restoring an Anal Steamer.
ReplyDeleteI've had an Anal Echo for 3 years now.
ReplyDeleteI miss the 1970s, though, when Anal Gremlins were everywhere.
Proud driver of both of the following:
ReplyDeleteAnal Cobra
Anal Element
With the latter I have to wonder: does that qualify as one of the four "basic" elements, or does it get its own periodic weight and the like?
Here in South Africa, you would have the privilege of seeing an Anal Discovery.
ReplyDeleteBut for the really romantic... an Anal Sonata.
I have an Anal Protege? Oh, if only.
ReplyDeleteSo, I drive an Anal S10. And I used to drive an Anal P1800, and before that an Anal 145.
ReplyDeleteWhen does the funny start?
What about the Anal Tracer and the Anal Contour?
ReplyDeleteIt's really hot among those damn kids nowadays, tracing the anal contour.
Or just really tame?
My bride drives the Anal Wind Star. Oddly enough, the rear window doesn't open.......
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