Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A Bitter Pill

I note with some acerbity that once again I have been snubbed for a MacArthur Foundation "Genius" Grant.

I don't know why I keep trying, people. I really don't.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:16 PM

    I tell A. that at this time every year.

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  2. Larry Jones10:49 PM

    So many brilliant minds, so few grants to give out.

    Me, I'm trying for more of an 8oth Percentile Grant. I think I have a good shot at one of those.

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  3. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Well, geez. At least you could be happy for me.

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  4. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Take solice. Surely, you have won a Transnasal Homogeneous Milk Grant or two over the years.

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  5. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Or maybe you caould submit for the Ullysses S. Grant? It's a popular one in your neck of the woods...

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