Yes, you can crack a Cichlid. You can snap a Siamese Fighter. Annihilate an Angelfish? Without even breaking a sweat. Go ahead, bust a Bichir. Piece of cake.
Lambaste a Loach. Make mincemeat of a Minnow. Truncate a Tetra. Slice a Swordtail. Ruin a Rainbowfish.
Falling off a log, I tell ya.
But breaking Guppies? Hard to do.
I get it, Dog help me I get it. Not on the first visit, mind, but I got it. Naughty naughty Neddie Jingo.
ReplyDeletePlease excuse me if this is a paraphrase of my previous post, which may still exist or may have been bloggered.
paging Mr. Pynchon.....
ReplyDeleteThe hardest part is finding saddles small enough.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought that the waiting was the hardest part.
ReplyDeleteAh well.
I think neddie beats me 1977 to 1981. A Pyhrric victory, I say.
A tune. A fish.
ReplyDeleteMake me a sandwich...
You're despicable.
ReplyDeleteI had to return here much later (like almost a week later!), and only then did I get it. Oh thank you, I needed a laugh tonight!
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