tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post114058208501851290..comments2024-03-28T14:13:23.835-04:00Comments on By Neddie Jingo!: Scott Hamilton UnderstandsNeddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1141234394733575782006-03-01T12:33:00.000-05:002006-03-01T12:33:00.000-05:00And I'm sure there will be even more crotch-baring...And I'm sure there will be even more crotch-baring "moves" since now the skaters have to do what is called a "spiral sequence." Yep..all those high leg-lifting moves that in the animal kingdom would signal a willingness to start the mating dance are required by the Judges. On the other hand, maybe these leg lifts are just an attempt to improve skater hygeine by giving these young women the opportunity to air out down there.<BR/><BR/>Or, could it all be a ratings ploy by the network? Hmm...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140787651436070472006-02-24T08:27:00.000-05:002006-02-24T08:27:00.000-05:00Old old ethnic jolk: Why don't (your choice) balle...Old old ethnic jolk: Why don't (your choice) ballerinas do the split?<BR/><BR/>Ans.: They stick to the floor.<BR/><BR/>Hahahahaguffawhmmmmmmm? <BR/><BR/>Aw, fukkitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140786625435379862006-02-24T08:10:00.000-05:002006-02-24T08:10:00.000-05:00Thank you, thank you, thank you - all of you. Last...Thank you, thank you, thank you - all of you. Last night's Ladies' Final took on so many new <I>layers of meaning</I>. <BR/><BR/>It was gratifying to see that <I>excellent beaver work</I> did, once again, carry the day.<BR/><BR/>Skøl!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140720185444853852006-02-23T13:43:00.000-05:002006-02-23T13:43:00.000-05:00Have there been any calls for me?tulltw - A weekl...Have there been any calls for me?<BR/><BR/>tulltw - A weekly newsletter featuring the latest from the world's premiere flute-driven rock band.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140716986616885012006-02-23T12:49:00.000-05:002006-02-23T12:49:00.000-05:00This can't be the right photo.This can't be the right photo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140715523591522892006-02-23T12:25:00.000-05:002006-02-23T12:25:00.000-05:00It's called pushing the Dick Button. Teehee.It's called pushing the Dick Button. Teehee.helmuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069600766378586919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140707600064134402006-02-23T10:13:00.000-05:002006-02-23T10:13:00.000-05:00I'm not sure if you fellas (?) are disgusted by fl...<I>I'm not sure if you fellas (?) are disgusted by flashing figure-skaters' crotches or titillated.</I><BR/><BR/>Neither, Wren. It's just that Olympic Figure Skating becomes sidesplittingly funny when you refuse to imbue it with the High Artistic Seriousness it attributes to itself. In much the same vein, The Dawnce is pretty fuckin' funny when you step out of your role of Awed Theatergoer and just look at it as people prancing around in tights. <BR/><BR/>I have an inner monologue going when I watch figure skating, speculating about what's going through the head of the skater, and when this skater lifted one leg and pretty much put the whole affair on proud display with a huge idiot grin on her face, that phrase popped into my head and I almost choked laughing.<BR/><BR/>I'm nmlyen to ya.Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140698135924320022006-02-23T07:35:00.000-05:002006-02-23T07:35:00.000-05:00You boys...You boys...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140665261494735142006-02-22T22:27:00.000-05:002006-02-22T22:27:00.000-05:00From the general tone of the posts, I'm not sure i...From the general tone of the posts, I'm not sure if you fellas (?) are disgusted by flashing figure-skaters' crotches or titillated. While I'll admit to not being a figure skating fan, preferring the skiing, bobsled and loooooooge events, it seems to me that female figure skaters have always done the eye-popping splits. Perhaps I'm the wrong gender to find it all so... ewwwww.<BR/>Someone want to take a moment to explain all the um, excitement?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140656105561052272006-02-22T19:55:00.000-05:002006-02-22T19:55:00.000-05:00I've been called many things before but "Gary Glit...I've been called many things before but "Gary Glitter" ain't one of 'em.Bobby Lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00671706326620424357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140647931862509232006-02-22T17:38:00.000-05:002006-02-22T17:38:00.000-05:00At least she's wearing relatively dark colors. I r...At least she's wearing relatively dark colors. I remember seeing a photo book of the 1996 U.S. women's (really, girl's) gymnastic team that was practically kiddie porn.<BR/><BR/>cnwlx--when you're about to do the splits in front of 1 billion people and you absolutely, positively have to give yourself a Brazilian.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140632138124993972006-02-22T13:15:00.000-05:002006-02-22T13:15:00.000-05:00She seems to be saying, "It's THIS WIDE!!!"She seems to be saying, "It's THIS WIDE!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140631213574735322006-02-22T13:00:00.000-05:002006-02-22T13:00:00.000-05:00umm... has your source changed the picture on you,...umm... has your source changed the picture on you, sly-like? Or am I just very confused?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140611828827450922006-02-22T07:37:00.000-05:002006-02-22T07:37:00.000-05:00Simon wrote: If I didn't want to go up one of thos...Simon wrote: <I>If I didn't want to go up one of those before, then I definitly don't want to now!</I><BR/><BR/>To be honest, I think possibly only Gary Glitter would be interested in going up <I>that</I> one.<BR/>.<BR/>yhmma - telling mater that she has received an email.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140611081875233052006-02-22T07:24:00.000-05:002006-02-22T07:24:00.000-05:00Oh the perils of trying to type too fast, that "da...Oh the perils of trying to type too fast, that "dae" is supposed to read "ade" <BR/>.<BR/>Kind of reminds me of the time at school when a French student came to give us Oral French lessons (not half as arousing as the title suggests) - her limited grasp of the pronunciation of English names led to her calling me Elgrin instead of Adrian. For the rest of that school year to all my classmates I was Elgrin. I nearly lost my marbles.<BR/>.<BR/>There's <I>kligahnz</I> on the starboard bow!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140609795824328842006-02-22T07:03:00.000-05:002006-02-22T07:03:00.000-05:00Jesus. Christ.Was never as funny as this post.qaaq...Jesus. Christ.<BR/><BR/>Was never as funny as this post.<BR/><BR/>qaaquyx!! - Oh, shit, Bobby's still choking! Send for help!Kevin Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17490345765638949916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140607236451092412006-02-22T06:20:00.000-05:002006-02-22T06:20:00.000-05:00Re: Dae's Picture of Extreme Cameltoe HorrorI thin...Re: Dae's Picture of Extreme Cameltoe Horror<BR/><BR/>I think I know where General Tso's Chicken is hiding.roxtarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00578012483935100786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140599522146119202006-02-22T04:12:00.000-05:002006-02-22T04:12:00.000-05:00My wife likes the figure skating, so I was compell...My wife likes the figure skating, so I was compelled to watch it with her last night. I, too, noticed a new emphasis on cunt, or, as I have named it, "beaver work." As in: "This 16 year-old competitor from Vaginastan isn't terribly strong on her jumps, but her <I>beaver work</I> is among the best at the Games."<BR/><BR/>I'm sending a telegram to Dick Button in hopes of having this neologism take hold among the skating community. (Actually, I just wanted an excuse to refer to "Dick Button".)roxtarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00578012483935100786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140598542125008242006-02-22T03:55:00.000-05:002006-02-22T03:55:00.000-05:00Oh dear, Olympic Cunt seems to be all the rage the...Oh dear, Olympic Cunt seems to be all the rage these days:<BR/>http://i1.tinypic.com/o8glmv.jpg<BR/><BR/>fnftyp - a small gratuity for a German waiter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1140584543358498482006-02-22T00:02:00.000-05:002006-02-22T00:02:00.000-05:00GLRXXXSPLTTFFFGGGGGGGBBBBX!!!!!!!GLRXXXSPLTTFFFGGGGGGGBBBBX!!!!!!!Bobby Lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00671706326620424357noreply@blogger.com