tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post5602920383082236943..comments2024-03-28T05:37:00.942-04:00Comments on By Neddie Jingo!: Tysons Corner Mall, January 31, 2009Neddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-50603380336260195032009-03-16T12:51:00.000-04:002009-03-16T12:51:00.000-04:00Carrie Ann's Patented Goat Smegma IS available now...Carrie Ann's Patented Goat Smegma IS available now in the convenient 8 oz jars with the happy kid on the top. Don't wait, supplies are limited and the price has recently gone way, way down.<BR/><BR/>Goat Smegma, don't leave home without it. Got Smegma?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-31575076581689597412009-02-03T13:58:00.000-05:002009-02-03T13:58:00.000-05:00Great mall stores that somebody is gonna make a ki...Great mall stores that somebody is gonna make a killin' openin':<BR/><BR/>Douchebag Heaven<BR/><BR/>Cat Julius<BR/><BR/>Th' Prosthetic Pavilion<BR/><BR/>Ocean State Ass Plug Job Lots<BR/><BR/>Kidney In 'n' Out (shop all day w/ voucher!)<BR/><BR/>Carrie's Colostomy Counter (so many colors!)<BR/><BR/>Real Laser Tag (can you target yer buddy's cellphone induced brain growth?)<BR/><BR/>A Place For Dads (bored mall fathers get happy endings, peep shows, opium smokin' w/ wooden headrests and all that, snuff movies on demand and more more MORE.Bobby Lightfoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00671706326620424357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-11795922037131327052009-02-03T11:30:00.000-05:002009-02-03T11:30:00.000-05:00While no expert on the local fauna, I'd venture th...While no expert on the local fauna, I'd venture that variety of palms ain't local to Northern Virgina either. What is it with that? Really brings home that "place that is no place" feel, like replacing Time with something less unnerving.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04098752270342510206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-70786541928675199302009-02-03T08:13:00.000-05:002009-02-03T08:13:00.000-05:00I think such crowds indicate a certain sympathetic...I think such crowds indicate a certain sympathetic human need to congregate <I>somewhere</I>. I will also propose that the main difference between you and them was that your dread managed to make itself known to you. <BR/><BR/>That 60 years of consumerist capitalism has come up with nothing better than a mall to house the <I>agora</I> is, well, an indictment of something, no doubt about it.Will Dividehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877416158115540051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-62579915780321146752009-02-01T23:59:00.000-05:002009-02-01T23:59:00.000-05:00In my family it’s referred to as joining the’m all...In my family it’s referred to as joining the’m all.<BR/><BR/>I live in real fear of becoming deceased while being made to wait in a mall. So much so that I have made my 10-year-old son vow to drag my body out, disguised if necessary, and tell people I passed on elsewhere...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-27478313097487156272009-02-01T22:34:00.000-05:002009-02-01T22:34:00.000-05:00Ain't wove no web, Yodood. I wasn't there voluntar...Ain't wove no <I>web,</I> Yodood. I wasn't there voluntarily, as my post makes pretty clear; given my druthers, I'd have been home making Purity Goodness Pie. My daughter's Homecoming dance is a once-in-a-year event. We tolerated it for one night. <BR/><BR/>I don't believe I'm obliged to enter your Virtue Sweepstakes. Thanks for the offer, though.Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-44902235583107899222009-02-01T21:46:00.000-05:002009-02-01T21:46:00.000-05:00what the fuck are these people here for?"gee, Nedd...<I>what the fuck are these people here for?"</I><BR/><BR/>gee, Neddie, it wouldn't be near so much a mystery if you could bring yourself to realize that <I>you are one of them smack in the middle</I>, but then what would there be to bitch about? Such webs we weave …Yodoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09244765916380830711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-61472822835039774182009-02-01T18:34:00.000-05:002009-02-01T18:34:00.000-05:00When the TC mall first opened, it wasn't nearly th...When the TC mall first opened, it wasn't nearly that awful. There were the usual regional department stores (Hechts, Woodward and Lothrop, etc.) and quite a few unique, locally-owned businesses.<BR/><BR/>Seibt's Konditorei used to be a great bakery and coffee shop.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, sometime in the 80s it was yuppified and mallified to the point that it's interchangeable with any other mall anywhere else in the U.S.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-78330012020467451882009-02-01T17:51:00.000-05:002009-02-01T17:51:00.000-05:00(and yet I'm beginning to sweat how'm I gonna pay ...<I>(and yet I'm beginning to sweat how'm I gonna pay for THAT?!)</I><BR/><BR/>Mighty, mighty sore subject these days, Gigs. We've got a high-school junior and a sophomore, and their college fund is very nearly goddamned <I>shot.</I> Yikes.Neddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17079885040758748553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-1920478668987137802009-02-01T12:45:00.000-05:002009-02-01T12:45:00.000-05:00I worked there... Moved to Falls Church after coll...I worked there... Moved to Falls Church after college & worked at The Museum Company for a few months until I finally got a "real" job. Funny thing was, I was making about $6/hour at the mall. The real job paid $16,500/year, which isn't terribly much more than that. Today, these 22-year old whippersnappers come out w/ their BA degrees & get 40K + benes right out of the gate!Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10261187.post-69646404554286336852009-02-01T11:21:00.000-05:002009-02-01T11:21:00.000-05:00No, we are not the demographic anymore.... Market...No, we are not the demographic anymore.... Marketers jobs are to get the tweens to turn into spenders for the rest of their lives.... Grotesque, I preach to my kids daily.... Daily, I ask them "This...or college...?" They're still saying college most of the time... (and yet I'm beginning to sweat how'm I gonna pay for THAT?!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com