Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Did You Mean: Turkey Patties

Great.

Now I'm Number One at Google for "turkey pitties."

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:03 PM

    When you're young and so in love as we,
    And bewildered by the world we see,
    Why do people hurt us so?
    Only those in love would know,
    What a town without Turkey Pitties can do! ;o)

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  2. What the judas priest in drag are turkey pitties?

    I thought it was a unique coinage to describe the tits of the chick in Lost. Turkey Li'l Pitties.

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  3. Read this.

    Then come back & figure it out.

    >> I thought it was a unique coinage
    >> to describe the tits of the chick in
    >> Lost. Turkey Li'l Pitties.

    It is.

    And what the hell were you doing, letting Flamingo Jones get away with "I love hot Tang by a campfire?" I count on you, the Intemperate Brother, to pounce on the sort of thing I wouldn't touch with a ten-inch ^h^h^h^h foot pole.

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  4. Not any more you're not. This waste of space seems to be. Life's just not fair.

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  5. Anonymous10:47 AM

    [Tweety starts pulling each of Sylvester's claws from the tree limb]

    This widdow pitty went to market.
    This widdow pitty stayed home.
    This widdow pitty had roast beef.
    [Sylvester falls]
    Awww... ran out of pitties!


    Ed

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  6. ah- as soon as I saw the word spoonerism i finally understood. It's "Purkey T'il Litties"! I dumb.

    Who's Flamingo Jones? i was too busy anonymously flaming that humorless mim.

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  7. Nah, Flamingo's good people; she didn't need flaming, she needed a good-natured razzing. About enjoying Tang. And campfires.

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  8. yeah, no, yeah--

    it was that other one, that "mim" who chided all and sundry for poking fun when education was in order.

    i still think she spanks.

    whack, whack, whack.

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