The news that at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy there is a light-sucking, infinite-mass-sporting BLACK FUCKING HOLE leaves me with a quiet certainty that WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE but not yet not yet not yet....
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
I find it comforting to rock back and forth in my chair, muttering what may well become my new mantra:
Blagojevich
Blagojevich
Blagojevich
Man, every day it's something new. I mean, you've already got global warming, al-Qaeda, stray nukes, avian flu. Then throw on vanishing bees, no acorns, the supercollider which could spontaneously destroy all matter, men not producing enough sperm.... now you're telling me I gotta worry about a friggin' BLACK HOLE?!
ReplyDeleteOne god damned thing after another. Life is HARD.
Best line I've seen about it:
ReplyDeleteAw, fuck, how much is it gonna cost to bail that out?
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/12/breaking-feds-seize-blagojevich-ebay-account.html
ReplyDeleteSo, the giant sucking sound wasn't the economy, after all. Phew!
ReplyDeleteI love how the guy in charge of the study is named Dr. Massey.
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