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I would like to propose a small gedankenexperiment...
Suppose a gentleman were to return home from work unexpectedly one day to find his wife in the arms of another woman. No, not the arms, exactly. Let us say the wife is presenting to her lover in the ventro-dorsal position. The Other Woman is preparing to to employ a somewhat intimidatingly large strapon dildo, and is about to get down to brass tacks, but no penetration has yet taken place.
Let us further postulate that the Other Woman's affect -- tattoos, perhaps, or a beer gut, or a patch-laden leather vest unremoved from her person -- suggest that she may have some involvement with motorcycle culture. Or, hell -- let's say the strapon is embossed with the logo of the Harley-Davidson corporation.
Then let us further hypothesize that the gentleman, perhaps understandably enraged at the sight, pulls from a hidden shoulder-holster a revolver, which he points at the interloper's head as he demands that she desist from this activity or she will find herself headless.
Can it be said, then, that the man has threatened to waste vagina-mountin' mama?
These and other, similar thoughts occupy the mind these days....
Suppose a gentleman were to return home from work unexpectedly one day to find his wife in the arms of another woman. No, not the arms, exactly. Let us say the wife is presenting to her lover in the ventro-dorsal position. The Other Woman is preparing to to employ a somewhat intimidatingly large strapon dildo, and is about to get down to brass tacks, but no penetration has yet taken place.
Let us further postulate that the Other Woman's affect -- tattoos, perhaps, or a beer gut, or a patch-laden leather vest unremoved from her person -- suggest that she may have some involvement with motorcycle culture. Or, hell -- let's say the strapon is embossed with the logo of the Harley-Davidson corporation.
Then let us further hypothesize that the gentleman, perhaps understandably enraged at the sight, pulls from a hidden shoulder-holster a revolver, which he points at the interloper's head as he demands that she desist from this activity or she will find herself headless.
Can it be said, then, that the man has threatened to waste vagina-mountin' mama?
These and other, similar thoughts occupy the mind these days....
posted by Neddie at 2:40 PM
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Geesh Neddie,
that's as bad as my wife describing a guy who predicts the future by reading his boogers: Nostrildamus. He nose the future. It's the long commute, isn't it?
everything ok at home, man??
Whatever thorny existential postulations ensue, one can certainly surmise that the fellow gets the feeling that he should have been home yesterday, yesterday.
Bad and all as that situation appears prima facie (I'll see your "ventro-dorsal" and raise you...), it harley justifies murder...
There's pun involving 'country roads' in there but I'm not touching it (so to speak).
Two minds acting as one, dwgs!
Mine involved a British rock star who is verbally abusive to his traveling staff, and involves something that rhymes (in more ways than one) with "Frank Luntz."
I went with this one because the rock-star setup was too long and, well, Frank Luntz.
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Yeesh, against my better judgement I clicked that link of Albert's (Alberts'? I never know where to put the possessive apostrophe when I type).
I advise you not to follow my lead. I now have a headache.
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Susan Sontag wrote about similar themes all the time. Make a deal with her that she write and that you can prowl all you want. And that you get half the cash from her writing. Otherwise, if this is a fantasy, dress up like Susan Sontag and write your own moneymaking scheme. But seriously Neddie, maybe they wanted to have you join in. What guy turns down an invitation to join a menage a troi.
Maybe you need to see a therapist Neddy to find out why you didn't join in the fun.
I was with you until you got to the Harley-embossed strap-on. As far as I know, they will not endorse a strap-on. I think it's chauvinistic, but they have entire show rooms full of penis extensions, and don't want to offer cheaper alternatives. The Harley's are actually huge vibrators. HUGE. $20K vibrators.
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I wanted to say something, but after reading through the comments, I guess I lost the thread... oh yeah -
"Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"
(Playboy mansion, Dennis Weaver)
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That may have been the longest set-up to the worst pun I've heard this month.
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I miss your writing, Neddie. Especially the bits on history, both of music and on your area, which is close to where my grandparents live. Hope life is treating you well.
thanks for the beautiful performance of "in my room." long ago. we have loved it for years now.
So this is how the illustrious Ned ended his long and entertaining blogging career - with an elaborately staged pun. Well, why not - one can understand one's tiring of it after awhile. Even though I don't visit that often, I always enjoy (and relate to) your perspective, and hope you come back to the fold someday.
Your brother in hip,
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