AN INAUGURAL DAY PLAYLET
Scene: Morning Coffee at the Jingo Household. Newspaper is consumed.
Me: Hon?
Wonder Woman: Mmmm?
Me: The next time we make sweet, sweet conjugal love...
WW: Mmmm?
Me: I want to call you Jenna...
WW: Ewwww!
Me: ...And I want you to call me the Long Beach Acceptance Corp. of Paramus, New Jersey....
1 comment:
I'd rather call her "Barbara." It works on *so* many levels...
And she can call me "Lindner, Carl H."
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