Thursday, January 20, 2005

Dialog Guaranteed Verbatim

AN INAUGURAL DAY PLAYLET

Scene: Morning Coffee at the Jingo Household. Newspaper is consumed.

Me: Hon?

Wonder Woman: Mmmm?

Me: The next time we make sweet, sweet conjugal love...

WW: Mmmm?

Me: I want to call you Jenna...

WW: Ewwww!

Me: ...And I want you to call me the Long Beach Acceptance Corp. of Paramus, New Jersey....

1 comment:

XTCfan said...

I'd rather call her "Barbara." It works on *so* many levels...

And she can call me "Lindner, Carl H."