As I rode home this afternoon, listening to the Don and Mike Show, a caller suggested a game you can play on the highway: You add the word "anal" in front of the car models you see.
Started doing it myself, almost wrapped the damned truck around a pole.
The truck so wrapped would be an Anal Ranger.
My motorbike is an Anal Triumph.
Wonder Woman drives an Anal Pathfinder.
I drove past Anal Explorers, Anal Probes, and Anal Accords, whose drivers may have been mystified by the howls of laughter emanating from my Anal Ranger.
Give it a try, won't you? Live a little!