Thursday, July 12, 2007

Perhaps the Most Juvenile Thing I've Ever Posted

As I rode home this afternoon, listening to the Don and Mike Show, a caller suggested a game you can play on the highway: You add the word "anal" in front of the car models you see.

Started doing it myself, almost wrapped the damned truck around a pole.

The truck so wrapped would be an Anal Ranger.

My motorbike is an Anal Triumph.

Wonder Woman drives an Anal Pathfinder.

I drove past Anal Explorers, Anal Probes, and Anal Accords, whose drivers may have been mystified by the howls of laughter emanating from my Anal Ranger.

Give it a try, won't you? Live a little!

62 comments:

EmployeeoftheMonth said...

The employee household:

Me anal astro

Mrs anal sedan de ville

Jr anal achieva


mazel tov!

Will Divide said...

Which sort of begs the question, what sort of woman would buy a Probe anyway?

Carl the Big Fool said...

Can't wait to tell the missus she's driving an Anal Odyssey.

Prof. George Edward Challenger said...

I'm an Anal-Pilot, pilot.

So much for punch buggy.

blue girl said...

Sometimes an Anal Saab. (The Anal Saab may be traded in soon for an Anal Jeep Wranger) Sometimes an Anal Volvo. And once, just once -- an Anal Scooter.

That sounds so wrong.

Neddie said...

BG: That would be an Anal Wrangler. You gotta leave the manufacturer out.

The only exception would be an Anal Hummer.

Those Euro cars, with their model numbers rather than names, don't work so well. Not much humor value in an Anal XJ-7.

OTOH, some-a them rice-burners are great: The Anal Achieva is nice, as is the Anal Civic.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Fuck me, I'm an Anal Trailblazer!

blue girl said...

You're right! I was too focused on *Anal Scooter.*

That is just so awful sounding.

lol.

Neddie said...

I freely and happily concede that "Anal Scooter" is pretty horrifying.

Particularly if followed by the inevitable "Libby."

Neddie said...

Oh, dear God: The Anal Sonata!

QRED said...

I never enter a Relay, steer clear of Torrents, try not to be tailgated by a Sequoia. And I always politely pass on Golf.

John B. said...

Anal Cutlass Supreme has to win at least one category
and the Anal Lumina is actually quite luminous...

Anonymous said...

Alas, I drive an S-10 pickup. Anal S-10 just doesn't have much zing. Though my girlfriend drives an Anal Outback :-)

For yet more madcap hilarity...

When you read your fortune cookie fortune at the end of a Chinese meal, append the words "in bed" to it.

Kevin Wolf said...

God, this was funny. I thought Anal Scooter had won the prize (I don't want to know what the prize is) but Anal Sonata topped it.

BTW, I was told once of a similar but rather more limited game in which the words "in bed" are appended to any fortune you may find in your fortune cookie. As for instance, using the example fortune from Wikipedia, "You maintain a sense of balance in the midst of great success ... in bed."

Kevin Wolf said...

Damn, anon beat me to it.

Matt said...

I don't know that any of these beat "Anal Sonata" or "Anal Probe," but here are a few that I like:

Anal Frontier
Anal Expedition
Anal Voyager
Anal Quest
Anal Cruiser
Anal Titan
Anal Entourage

and my favorite:

Anal Ram

and one word verification for good measure:

Anal Yeeilax

cleek said...

the Anal Solara ... meh

the Anal CL ... meh

on the other hand, we were looking at the Anal Ridgeline last weekend.

david s. said...

Okay, this really did make me laugh out loud. Repeatedly. And I have a rather impressive Anal Legacy.

Tlazolteotl said...

Anal MX-5: not so special.

Jennifer said...

What about that new anal Enclave!?!

And let's not forget the classics, the anal Dart, the Charger, the anal Scamp, followed by the anal Cutless... ouch!

The anal Spider, the anal Bug, the anal Rabbit...

Jennifer said...

oops, anal cutlass has already been done.

Jennifer said...

Oh! The 60's were a good time to be anal!

anal Fusion
anal Galaxie
anal Rambler
anal Lancer
anal Satellites
anal Fury!!

MUST. STOP.!!!

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Just wanted to add that there were *TWO* Anal Prowlers at our hometown July 4 parade.

cleek said...

for motorcycles:

Anal Ninja
Anal Intruder
Anal Marauder ­
Anal Majesty

back to cars:

Anal Prelude. waka-chicka-wow-wow
Anal Spitfire. yow!
Anal Escort
Anal Cherry (Datsun)
Anal Swinger. giggety.
Anal Joy-Machine (Honda)
Anal Prairie Joy (Nissan)


you're right. it is fun!

XTCfan said...

Me: Anal Fit
Her: Anal Scion (sorry, but much funnier than Anal XB)

I have owned and driven, in reverse order:
-- Anal Aerio
-- Anal Colt
-- Anal Sidekick (!) <-- even the emoticon is funny!
-- Anal Rabbitt

Will Divide said...

All us old guys remember the Anal Thunderbird very fondly. Why, exactly, I don't know.

Neddie said...

On the drive home tonight, the two best ones I passed were an Anal Explorer and an Anal Trooper...

glue birl said...

I was driving back from a meeting today scoping out all the Anal Cars!

I saw an Anal 'Vette
An Anal Mustang
An Anal Combi (dopey name, cool car though!)
A few Anal Beamers
and an Anal Cherokee

That Anal Cherokee needs to lighten up!

Davis X. Machina said...

I'm the owner of a nine-year-old Anal Quest.

A fruitless Quest, too.

Mike Kretzler said...

I'm an Anal Forester.

OutOfContext said...

When I'm not a convertible anal cavalier, I'm riding in the anal caravan.

giggles said...

My husband drives an anal Ranger too, but dreams about an anal Triumph..... or what about an anal Legend..... LOL!!

Neddie said...

We passed an Anal Escort today, ooh-la-la.... You gotta pay 50 extra, but it's worth it!

Neddie said...

Dammit! It's worth it in the end, as Wonder Woman just reminded me...

A Big Fat Slob said...

Damn you, Neddie Jingo.

There I was, puttering along in my Anal Civic Hybrid, minding my own business, when suddenly your little game infused my brain. Like oatmeal on the fingers, I was unable to wash it off.

I spent the rest of my trip alternately clucking at the infantile (b)anality of this little mind sport and almost laughing out loud at the Anal Fox and Anal Fusion fighting over which would end up in front of the other.

Damn you, damn you to hell.

Dragon Laugh said...

Hmmmm.... Should I be proud? I have an Anal Legacy ...

This is especially disquieting since my boyfriend has an Anal Wrangler.

Annapolitan said...

Anal Highlander here, which gives me the disquieting image of some guy in a kilt... eeeesh, can't even finish it. Ack.

This game is definitely going to come up during my next car trip. People are going to be wondering why I'll be gazing out the window, murmuring to myself and laughing hysterically. (More than usual, that is.)

Can't wait for my next Chinese takeout, either.

giggles said...

Well, Neddie, you have captured my husband's attention!! He went exploring and here's what he has found, and I believe, most not previously mentioned...
anal Lancer
anal Titan
anal Voyager
anal Tempest
anal Avenger
anal Scout
anal Escape
anal Navigator
anal Defender.....
This discussion continues to be LOL funny...Oh, to live childishly... I giggle as I write...

Rosacea DeLuise said...

I most humbly offer a recent (though vintage) sighting: anal Climax.

Jeremy said...

Is my Anal Fabia in the running?

Thorn said...

Ha ha! This is a fantastic game! As for my car:

Behold the Anal Century!

Anonymous said...

lmao @ my anal escort

Mrs. B said...

my first car was a 1981 Anal Skylark. Beauty.

Phydeaux Speaks said...

I have an anal Spirit!

Kate217 said...

I just traded up from an anal festiva to an anal maxima.

markbt73 said...

Current car: Anal Focus.

Previous cars: Anal Protegé and Anal Frontier. :)

MCroft said...

I have an Anal Bug.

I'm parked between an Anal Aztek and an Anal Charger.

Kate Harding said...

This is gonna make my upcoming road trip in our good old American Anal Vue so much more fun.

Betsy said...

Via Zipcar, I today drove an Anal Matrix.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

I drive an Anal Tacoma. Meh.

My girlfriend, though, is the proud owner of an Anal Vue.

Poor thing.

Anthony Cartouche said...

My first car was a 1974 Anal Duster.

MegaZone said...

I drive an Anal Charger.

Before that was an Anal PT Cruiser... hmm, perhaps Anal Cruiser is better, or worse... Before that was an Anal Cherokee, and before that was an Anal Daytona.

Anonymous said...

This game would probably be more fun if I didn't live where the main forms of transportation are the anal bus and the anal subway. Although occasionally, I do hail an anal taxi.

- Molly, NYC

helmut said...

Mazda apparently got the memo. I drive an Anal 626....

But I used to drive a (1966) Anal Mustang. Whooya.

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine in Oregon is restoring an Anal Steamer.

Teppy said...

I've had an Anal Echo for 3 years now.

I miss the 1970s, though, when Anal Gremlins were everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Proud driver of both of the following:

Anal Cobra
Anal Element

With the latter I have to wonder: does that qualify as one of the four "basic" elements, or does it get its own periodic weight and the like?

apostrophe said...

Here in South Africa, you would have the privilege of seeing an Anal Discovery.

But for the really romantic... an Anal Sonata.

Tom said...

I have an Anal Protege? Oh, if only.

robotslave said...

So, I drive an Anal S10. And I used to drive an Anal P1800, and before that an Anal 145.

When does the funny start?

Shnx said...

What about the Anal Tracer and the Anal Contour?

It's really hot among those damn kids nowadays, tracing the anal contour.

Or just really tame?

roxtar said...

My bride drives the Anal Wind Star. Oddly enough, the rear window doesn't open.......