Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Calm Reason Prevails

The news that at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy there is a light-sucking, infinite-mass-sporting BLACK FUCKING HOLE leaves me with a quiet certainty that WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE but not yet not yet not yet....

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.

I find it comforting to rock back and forth in my chair, muttering what may well become my new mantra:

Blagojevich

Blagojevich

Blagojevich

5 comments:

Carl said...

Man, every day it's something new. I mean, you've already got global warming, al-Qaeda, stray nukes, avian flu. Then throw on vanishing bees, no acorns, the supercollider which could spontaneously destroy all matter, men not producing enough sperm.... now you're telling me I gotta worry about a friggin' BLACK HOLE?!

One god damned thing after another. Life is HARD.

Neddie said...

Best line I've seen about it:

Aw, fuck, how much is it gonna cost to bail that out?

Anonymous said...

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/12/breaking-feds-seize-blagojevich-ebay-account.html

Anonymous said...

So, the giant sucking sound wasn't the economy, after all. Phew!

Will Divide said...

I love how the guy in charge of the study is named Dr. Massey.