...Or you can turn the page.
People, I need to get my hit-count up to 500 page-loads today, or the Child Welfare Authorities will take my baby away. Won't you please help? Any small gift or tax-deductible contribution will help, but please, please, please -- don't delay.
Please click here 500 times.
Thank you so much.
One meelyon hits. Skippy wants one MEELyon hits by tonight. Yeesh.