Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A Bitter Pill

I note with some acerbity that once again I have been snubbed for a MacArthur Foundation "Genius" Grant.

I don't know why I keep trying, people. I really don't.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I tell A. that at this time every year.

Larry Jones said...

So many brilliant minds, so few grants to give out.

Me, I'm trying for more of an 8oth Percentile Grant. I think I have a good shot at one of those.

Anonymous said...

Well, geez. At least you could be happy for me.

Anonymous said...

Take solice. Surely, you have won a Transnasal Homogeneous Milk Grant or two over the years.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe you caould submit for the Ullysses S. Grant? It's a popular one in your neck of the woods...