Just another dumb-ass yuppie in search of authenticity
I tell A. that at this time every year.
So many brilliant minds, so few grants to give out.Me, I'm trying for more of an 8oth Percentile Grant. I think I have a good shot at one of those.
Well, geez. At least you could be happy for me.
Take solice. Surely, you have won a Transnasal Homogeneous Milk Grant or two over the years.
Or maybe you caould submit for the Ullysses S. Grant? It's a popular one in your neck of the woods...
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