Dear [Ms. Charlatan-Who-Preys-on-Unemployed-People-for-Annoying-Duck-Commercial-Insurance-Company];I've been talking the matter over with Wonder Woman; she approves wholeheartedly as long as I continue to look for work seriously (which I am).
I apologize for my suspicious outburst from this afternoon.
I've been discussing this matter with my wife, and we've agreed that we can't afford to turn down any possible opportunities for gainful employment.
I hope it might be possible to reschedule the interview with Mr. Regional Sales Coordinator.
Again, I apologize for any inconvenience I've caused you.
Let's see what arises. I'm willing to make a scene, put out a fag on his desktop, photograph him surreptitiously, record the interview with my pocket recorder, get myself thrown out of the office, do whatever it takes to let be known my utter contempt for this fucking snake-oil salesman.
Stay tuned for FUN!