Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Come-a, Come-a Down Doobie Doo

Yes, you can crack a Cichlid. You can snap a Siamese Fighter. Annihilate an Angelfish? Without even breaking a sweat. Go ahead, bust a Bichir. Piece of cake.

Lambaste a Loach. Make mincemeat of a Minnow. Truncate a Tetra. Slice a Swordtail. Ruin a Rainbowfish.

Falling off a log, I tell ya.

But breaking Guppies? Hard to do.

7 comments:

David said...

I get it, Dog help me I get it. Not on the first visit, mind, but I got it. Naughty naughty Neddie Jingo.
Please excuse me if this is a paraphrase of my previous post, which may still exist or may have been bloggered.

Mark Smeraldi said...

paging Mr. Pynchon.....

jamesfinngarner said...

The hardest part is finding saddles small enough.

robotslave said...

And here I thought that the waiting was the hardest part.

Ah well.

I think neddie beats me 1977 to 1981. A Pyhrric victory, I say.

Chunky Stu said...

A tune. A fish.
Make me a sandwich...

Will Divide said...

You're despicable.

chuck champion said...

I had to return here much later (like almost a week later!), and only then did I get it. Oh thank you, I needed a laugh tonight!