Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Reason I Decided To End It All and You Can Now Find Me in the Garage Sucking Tailpipe

Mannheim Steamroller.



Anonymous said...

"When to the sessions of sweet silent thought..."

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end.

---Wm. Shakespeare

Uncle Rameau said...

Oy, you are an old christmas poo.

Have some nog or something.

zlymwlrl - good king Wenceslas' hot daughter.

XTCfan said...

I think the 'Roller should get Carlos Satana to lay down some hot leads on their next XmasXtravaganza.

Yes, I spelled Carlos' last name like that on purpose. I don't give a yxishgg

An Upstep or a Downstep said...

It's amazing to think that Harry Partch, Fred Frith and Snakefinger are secretly members of Mannheim Steamroller...just play any Steamroller album backwards and you can hear..."we had to make some dough, it's easy at Christmas 'ya know..."

Employee of the Month said...

e-mail Glurge I received today, must, inflict, on, everyone


With McMansions and Hummers
and Great Caravans, and
TVs the size of a barge,
And RVs you could house the
3rd Infantry in, it sure seems
That we love living large.

On the other hand, Blackberries,
Cell phones and I-Pods -- now the
Size of your average spores --
Have led to the world's most
Unlikely boast: that "Mine
Is MUCH smaller than yours."

But the things we most cherish,
That make life worth living,
Have nothing to do with size:
Everyday hugs, and listening, and
Pats on the back, Christmas morn
Seen through little kids' eyes.

Real life's in the middle, not too
Big, not too little, so I hope that
The good Christmas fairy
Brings you an ordinary,
Medium-sized Christmas, and
A super-duper-sized MERRY!


bnchn! Totally Dudes!

Bobby Lightfoot said...

Ah, th' Roller.

Th' Roller. Th' Roller that sells more cds in 5 minutes than I will in my entire life.

Th' Roller.

Stop bogarting that exhaust.

eynsolr- one less than tzweisolr.

helmut said...

And Harry Partch and Snakefinger are dead. That may explain it.

xiwco -- where I buy all my Cajun elevator music

The Viscount LaCarte said...

Virtually every 'pugnician I know between the ages of 40 and 60 love their Cdz. "Al? You ever check them out live? I saw them last week doing their Xmas show. You should have been their! They were rockin! I was pumped!"