Annotated By the Plain People of Ireland

Extracted from Myles na cGopaleen's blog, ca. 1941...

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What happens to blows at a council meeting?
It looks as if they might be exchanged!
What does pandemonium do?
It breaks loose.
Describe its subsequent dominion.
It reigns.
How are allegations dealt with?
Hotly.
What is the mean temperature of an altercation, therefore?
Heated.
What is the behaviour of a heated altercation?
It follows.
What happens to order?
It is restored.
Alternatively, in what does the meeting break up?
Disorder.
What does the meeting do in disorder?
Breaks up.
In the what direction does the meeting break in disorder?
Up!
In what direction should I shut?
Up!