Thursday, March 31, 2005

Of Course, It's Not All Beer and Skittles

Riding latrine
High on codeine
Spacey Jones you'd better
Grease those skids

Trouble behind
Trouble behind
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble behind

(And that Metamucil...Just crossed my mind...)


Bobby Lightfoot said...

Riding commode
Can't pinch this load
Spacey Jones I'm scared my
Ass'll explode

Trouble behind
My sphincter'll unwind
And some nice hand lotion
Just crossed my mind.

Why do those drugs DO that?

Employee of the Month said...

This old intestin' cramps right on time,
Leaves a burning sensation ’bout a quarter to nine,
Hits your liver with a truncion at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know it’s the loo’ again.

Doubled-over you is the way you see,
Took two good pills but you still don’t pee.
Come round the bend, you know it’s the end,
Neddie screams and the comode just gleams...