As we enter this sweets-intensive Easter season, please heed this bit of advice, which may save you some social discomfort.
When asking for "Runts candy" at the sweets counter, slow way down before pronouncing the name. Do not request "Runts candy" if you have consumed even so much as a half a beer.
I was just now a trifle too quick at the 7-11, but I think I got away with it.
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What's the difference between the teacher in a kindergarten and the madame in a brothel?
Hmm, never mind, can't think of a punchline for that one. Nothing springs to mind. Just drawing a blank here, I am. Sorry about that.
Oh, no, not another version of the "run skandy" joke.
hOW CAn you WAX CleVer when there are NEW FLAVORS????
Who is John Galt? AKA Who is Bobby Lightfoot? Goddammit, Bobby, re-post re-post re-post.
Best comic writer on the innertubes, better'n yore brother, I think (butteye love dear Neddie Jingles)
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