Thursday, February 23, 2006

Neddie Jingo Would Like to Ask...

Just who the hell do you think you are?

Answer in Comments, please.

(How much Nothin' do I got, huh? Huh? The very Stone from which no Blood can be wrung. Woof.)

42 comments:

Carl said...

I think I'm the Mayor of Banana Town.

Anonymous said...

A skeleton bone, a watcher.
An accounter of shipwrecks and their manifests.
A thing-elsewhere.

And that's so, and why do you ask?

fgfdsg said...

Well, I may be the Mayor of Simpleton but I know one thing, and that's I love you.

In a non-squishy man crush kind of way of course.

Anonymous said...

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker.

Anonymous said...

I'm merely a man, of course!

spmnlob - lobbing spam since 1974!

Anonymous said...

I am the unanticipated reflection of your unknown self.

drhwynl-paging Dr. Hwynl, paging Dr. Hywnl...

Uncle Rameau said...

I am the pro from Dover...

elxedf - riot elves?

Anonymous said...

and I'm the ghost of smokey joe.

dcohr - germanic interior design.

Anonymous said...

I'm the 62 year old daughter of a recently deceased 91 year old mother. I look at her ring on my right hand and remember who I am.

momula said...

I'm an iron fist in a velvet glove

Anonymous said...

I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the hula hoop.
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the nhkrdt.

Anonymous said...

I am a weaver of words, of images jewel-like, dark and bright. The world is my warp; the damp richness of the mind my weft. Life is my tapestry.

Ben said...

The question is who the hell you think you are asking me who the hell I think I am.

acndzd - like pwned, but even more annoying

XTCfan said...

I are therefore, I think.

helmut said...

I'm lost. What's this blog about?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I don't know . . . I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls.

Anonymous said...

I'm Mr. Big Stuff.
Freeze..don't move. You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life. --Pavement, "Shady Lane"

ocdresh- Orange County women's wear(slurred)

lonesomepolecat said...

ancient schoolbus hippie watching it all go down LIKE WE SAID 40 dreary yrs ago. sorry about that, invoking geezer privilege.

The Viscount LaCarte said...

I am the walrus. (q-q-q-qpmvebh))

Anonymous said...

I am what I am...

handdrummer said...

I'm a sad crazed radical poet watchin' the forces of capital win their sordid victory. Sigh.


dagsmz- The residue left on a napkin after eating a large sandwich.

Anonymous said...

I'm damn near the last person to get back to you on this.

I was unavoidably detained by sxhocggc

Anonymous said...

According to the Hindus--the oldest surviving franchise in the religion game--I'm God.

No fooling.

You, too.

julia said...

I am, I'm afraid, not all that.

I'm reasonable certain I am all this.

Gumdrops are optional.

Anonymous said...

i am:

archetype and myth, or, to be more precise "an inherited pattern of thought."

love your blog

rock on, neddie m' lad.

Anonymous said...

I'm a deep-fried, battered, hot dog on a stick.

bzqmpx - you're not supposed to eat the stick, moron!

Unknown said...

mr. big stuff.

who do you think you are?

Anonymous said...

I am Sam. Sam I am.

mxhuhfwd - okay, okay, I'm one of those, too.

Anonymous said...

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!

lecuk: works in le kitchen.

Anonymous said...

YHWH

Anonymous said...

And don't take my goddamn name in vain......or in a vein.

Anonymous said...

I am the future and I've come to haunt your dreams.

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

I have a special nack of putting the noose once in he cant get out hoping to be favoured I remain, Honoured Sir, my terms is five ginnees.

H. Rumbold, Master Barber

Anonymous said...

I am.

I was.

Will Divide said...

one who's name is writ on water, but with a sharpie.

Anonymous said...

I am the astro-creep, certified hell-bent American freak, yeah.

Anonymous said...

I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led. I am the clue-finder, the web-cutter, the stinging fly. I was chosen for the lucky number. I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles.

Eidin said...

Guess I'm one of those smoking-under- the-bleachers bloggers, 'cept I never made it to the bleachers.

Anonymous said...

I'm the goddamn Batman.

ehliqv--Klingon stout, for the intergalactic traveler who thinks that Romulan ale is for fratboys and redshirts.

Doc Nebula said...

I'm a god.

Well, I was told, when someone asks, I'm to say 'yes'.

So, yes, I'm a god.

Now, let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Anonymous said...

The men don't know, but the little girls understand.

Now then, "what kind of a guru are you?"

Anonymous said...

a fat pale manchild of confused parents who watch too much Fox News and other bad stuff on satellite - I on the other hand enjoy shit like jingo and tbogg