Monday, November 03, 2008

Old People Stick Together!

The scholarly and infallibly decorous Jon Swift dissects McCain's shocking, come-from-behind victory:
This year old people have a chance to make history instead of just being history. They have an opportunity to elect the oldest human to ever serve as President, someone who is as crotchety as they are. Old people don’t care if their daughter marries a young man, they just don’t want one running the country.

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