Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Did You Mean: Turkey Patties

Great.

Now I'm Number One at Google for "turkey pitties."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

When you're young and so in love as we,
And bewildered by the world we see,
Why do people hurt us so?
Only those in love would know,
What a town without Turkey Pitties can do! ;o)

Bobby Lightfoot said...

What the judas priest in drag are turkey pitties?

I thought it was a unique coinage to describe the tits of the chick in Lost. Turkey Li'l Pitties.

Neddie said...

Read this.

Then come back & figure it out.

>> I thought it was a unique coinage
>> to describe the tits of the chick in
>> Lost. Turkey Li'l Pitties.

It is.

And what the hell were you doing, letting Flamingo Jones get away with "I love hot Tang by a campfire?" I count on you, the Intemperate Brother, to pounce on the sort of thing I wouldn't touch with a ten-inch ^h^h^h^h foot pole.

Jeremy said...

Not any more you're not. This waste of space seems to be. Life's just not fair.

Ed Drone said...

[Tweety starts pulling each of Sylvester's claws from the tree limb]

This widdow pitty went to market.
This widdow pitty stayed home.
This widdow pitty had roast beef.
[Sylvester falls]
Awww... ran out of pitties!


Ed

Bobby Lightfoot said...

ah- as soon as I saw the word spoonerism i finally understood. It's "Purkey T'il Litties"! I dumb.

Who's Flamingo Jones? i was too busy anonymously flaming that humorless mim.

Neddie said...

Nah, Flamingo's good people; she didn't need flaming, she needed a good-natured razzing. About enjoying Tang. And campfires.

Bobby Lightfoot said...

yeah, no, yeah--

it was that other one, that "mim" who chided all and sundry for poking fun when education was in order.

i still think she spanks.

whack, whack, whack.