Some while ago I was at a traffic light behind Wiccie the Witch, and I fixated on one of her many bumperstickers.
PRACTICE RANDOM KINDNESS AND
SENSELESS ACTS OF BEAUTY
Well, certainly not an imperative that I have much of a problem with, I daresay. World would be a much nicer place, and all that.
But old Johnny Editor, that part of my brain that just can't goddamned leave well enough alone, sneakily took a pair of mental scissors and lopped off half the sticker. Wow. That's much better -- much more in keeping with the Jingo Weltanshauung, innit:
So that's what adorned the dear old Prizm until I had to give it up for the Mullethead Truck last summer.
But I'm itchin' for another one just like it.
I like that: Practice the senseless acts. I don't want you to commit them -- just work on your delivery.