Well, shuck that fit, as the Man once said.
I do it myself. It's on the way to work, fercryinoutloud.
The way it works is, on arrival you drive up onto a scale that weighs your vee-hickle. Then, after you've put your carefully cult. coll. into the dumpsters provided, you drive back onto the scale. The difference between weight going in and weight going out is what they charge you for. Usually about four clams for about a month's worth of trash. Nice savings.
When you arrive they hand you a card with a number printed on it, which you hand back when you get weighed. This card gets recirculated each time another car comes in. Gets seen by probably a hundred people a day.
In line to get weighed on the way out, I took a pen and wrote
GEORGE BUSH HAS NO NIPPLESin small letters on the card.
Practicing Random Senseless Acts...
2 comments:
Does that mean he can't play Titty Bingo?
But does he have turkey li'l pitties?
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