Tuesday, August 02, 2005

A Good-News-Bad-News Kind of Deal

Good News: It's not ass-cancer.

Bad News: It still hurts like a world champion bitch, even with lashings of the very best painkillers and antibiotics modern medicine can provide.

Tomorrow I consult with a surgeon, and we'll see what ensues from that. Pending that, I'm afraid I'm not much good for anything but lying on my side on the sofa, watching rented movies and quietly flicking my lower lip with an idle finger: bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi....

In other news, ho-lee Kazoosis, what a huge influx of traffic I got in last night from people Googling Freda Sorce! Like, Wolcottian numbers. I'm sure it was as a result of Mike Sorce's (Don Geronimo's) solo return to the air yesterday afternoon, which was as affecting a piece of radio as I've ever heard. The sort of thing that makes you want to run inside and give everybody you love a big hug and never let go, because there's absolutely nothing to prevent their sudden disappearance tomorrow.

Like, if they got ass-cancer or something.

6 comments:

XTCfan said...

Don't die, Ned. I'd miss yo' ass.

Bobby Lightfoot said...

they're doing remarkable things nowadays with chemopositories.

RONZONIRIGATONI said...

I just moved Dotter no. 3 away from W'chester, where she absolutely hated it (snow and stuff, unlike where she was raised in sunny Florida). The Mike Sorce tale is one of the sad ones. I really hate this shit and never know what to say.

Ass cancer sux. Glad you made it this time.

The Viscount LaCarte said...

Good thing. If you did have ass cancer they'd have to be real careful because if they didn't dispose of tumor with extreme care, there is the risk that it can escape and be recruited by Fox News, and an anti-Neddie on Fox News would be catastrophic.

Kidding aside, that is scary and I am glad you are going to be ok.

grishaxxx said...

The Good News - Excellent!
The Bad - hmmm - the best palliatives I can think of involve some sort of sci-fi porn thingy, so they won't be on the market. I'll leave it to the professionals, who should have an OR, STAT.

tanya said...

I hate homewrecking sluts ... here area few names ... Trina Grossman and Kim MORGAN