Good Dope

Google Mysticism: Just got a visitor who came in on the MSN search term: "How to tell good dope from bad."

Let's see, shall we?

Take a pinch between finger and thumb, crush the sample. Smell -- you're looking for an almond overtone. Maybe a little sage, maybe some thyme. Any of these is good.

Crush buds between palms, rubbing vigorously like a brewmeister with hops. Strong scent of pine, sage: great sinse. Overtones of muskiness: Dirtweed. Lower prices accordingly.

That more or less what you were looking for?