I think I've settled on a better one:
Here Lies
Neddie Jingo
1960 - 20XX
What the hell was all that about?
Neddie Jingo
1960 - 20XX
What the hell was all that about?
Off to revise my will...
Friday, January 19, 2007
In Loving Memory
Since I've been soaking in all this death lately, I've been giving thought to preparations for my own demise. In particular, I've been pondering a good epitaph for my gravestone. For many years, I'd wanted "Little. Yellow. Different. Better." but it occurs that that might not age too well.
I think I've settled on a better one:
Off to revise my will...
I think I've settled on a better one:
Off to revise my will...
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I'm far from a Trekkie, but I've always been partial to:
"He's dead, Jim."
Me? I'm renting advertising space.
"Carnation milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand -
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.”
"A man, a plan, a canal, ervrqzfh."
In an appropriate Looney Tunes voice: "Which way did he go, boy, which way did he go?
My epitaph:
BACK UP
I'M DIGGING MY WAY OUT
Another fun post, Neddie. Sorry about the sad inspiration -
W.D., you killed me. How, exactly, did I not see 'ervrqzfh' coming?
My options:
He liked pie.
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Okay, who stepped on a crack?
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They were rubber, he was glue.
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Can you hear me now?
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Here I lie, brokenhearted...
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