News from the "Real Virginia"

The pinko Judy Feder campaign sends its ill-mannered guttersnipes to verbally assault incumbent Congressman Frank Wolf -- cruelly asking him pointed (ow!) questions about how he proposes to fund the McCain health plan (hint: ask Joe the Plumber about his tax bill). Wolf defends himself as nobly as can be done -- by setting his goons loyal lieutenants on the impertinent questioners and gazing elegantly, and silently, at the distant horizon.

Judy needs to hire less insolent jackanapes, is all I'm sayin'.