Damn it!
This evening, as I hopped out of the truck and ankled toward the house after a long day at the salt mines, the most perfect name for a consultancy company ever just popped into my head:
The Consultants of Swing.
I was ready to lunge for the Trademark and Patent Office website, to dope out how I could register this surefire moneymaker.
Turns out I'm not the first to think of it.
Damn it!
5 comments:
I feel you, dog. I went through th' same thing when I thought I was the first to come up with Woundfucker Consultants Inc.
Hmm.
Spinal Tap-like, you could call your agency the New Consultants of Swing.
Hangings a speciality?
I will go to my grave convinced that I was the first person to think of marketing so-called 'moist bath wipes' to adults. But alas, history has bestowed that particular honor on another. That really chaps me.
Damn the google! Sprocket Scientists for a bike shop bracketed by many near misses. Still, "Squantum Mechanics" for a Boston-area car repair lies fallow. Probably a reason for that...
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