Thursday, November 16, 2006

A Band is Blowing Dixie Double Four Time

Damn it!

This evening, as I hopped out of the truck and ankled toward the house after a long day at the salt mines, the most perfect name for a consultancy company ever just popped into my head:

The Consultants of Swing.

I was ready to lunge for the Trademark and Patent Office website, to dope out how I could register this surefire moneymaker.

Turns out I'm not the first to think of it.

Damn it!

6 comments:

Bobby Lightfoot said...

I feel you, dog. I went through th' same thing when I thought I was the first to come up with Woundfucker Consultants Inc.

John B. said...

Hmm.

Spinal Tap-like, you could call your agency the New Consultants of Swing.

Jeremy Cherfas said...

Hangings a speciality?

Redz said...

I will go to my grave convinced that I was the first person to think of marketing so-called 'moist bath wipes' to adults. But alas, history has bestowed that particular honor on another. That really chaps me.

jmcq said...

I was going to suggest "Consultants of Swat," but that's apparently taken too. "Consultant of Swat" may be available for a solo practice.

On preview, I'm intrigued by the possibilities of "oazupeu," but that's probably already taken by a Brazilian firm.

Mark Smeraldi said...

Damn the google! Sprocket Scientists for a bike shop bracketed by many near misses. Still, "Squantum Mechanics" for a Boston-area car repair lies fallow. Probably a reason for that...