Wednesday, November 08, 2006

More of It!

On NPR this evening, DCCC chair Rahm Emanuel was asked what he thought of the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld. His reply: "I think the message of the election is clear: the American people want a nude erection..."

Dammit, that was not the message of the election! The message was Iraq, it was corruption, it was subpoena power! It was not about some naked San Franciscan running around with a boner! That's not what we voted for! I mean, it might actually be possible that quite a few American voters actually would regard a disrobed stiffie with a kindly eye -- either behind or in front of it, if you follow me -- but I must insist that our leadership's insistence that American voters expressed a desire for bareback beef bayonet on Election Day does not play well with Values Voters! Stop flogging it!

Stop it, Dems! You're blowing it!


Bobby Lightfoot said...

Yeah, see. I felt th' same about public Broad Casting and Fag Burning.

Between you 'n' me, though, if I have to witness th' odd nude erection for us to get where we're going I can live with it.

No Prince Albert, though. That makes me bollocks ascend.

Kevin Hayden said...

How many times do I have to surrender my virginity for the good of the country? I've been at it since '72 and if I'm going to risk my reputation again, at least this once, I want the right to be on top.

XTCfan said...

Well, of course that's what Emanuel (hosanna in the highest, etc.) said ... he was thinking of Japan, where the first Tuesday in November -- Erection Day -- is the happiest day of the year!

rhed said...

that snot what they're saying.

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