As we steam into Memorial Day Weekend and the official start of summer, it's time to make the following pronouncement, as an act of Public Service:No woman -- that's no woman in all of human history -- has ever looked bad in a flouncy knee-length flower-print skirt and strappy wedge-heeled rope-soled sandals.
Not a single one. You can look it up.
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I do believe that statement carries with it the weight of metaphysical certitude.
A-and it's true, too!
Yes, th' Sundress. The godlike Sundress.
Just the word. Just th' word.
Okay, I agree, but only if what you mean by "sundress" is a mu-mu on a hot chick.
Stomp-clap-clap, stomp-clap, stomp-clap-clap, stomp-clap...
Nothin' gets my pulse quick
Than a mu-mu-on a hot chick
Start actin' like a dumb
hick
An' my pacemaker starts to click
When I see a
Mu-mu on a hot chick!
Mu-mu on a hot chick!
Mu-mu on a hot chick, babeeeeeee!
The last balloon is leaving, the last balloon of all
The last balloon is leaving, sundress, discard, let fall.
Holy crap, Andy Partridge is posting on your blog, dude!!
Actually, I beg to differ about your truism. When it works, it WORKS, but man, I've seen some women who have *no business* wearing FKLPFS&SWHRSS. And I've definitely seen a lot of men who can't pull it off. You know I'm right.
Let's agree, though, that the FKLPFS&SWHRSS is never detrimental. It never hurts. If you have no business wearing it, you have no business wearing a whole lot of things.
And I've definitely seen a lot of men who can't pull it off.
And I look fabulous in them.
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