Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Magnificent

"New Orleans in George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. The only difference is that tens of thousands of people didn't die in ML's vagina."
-- Jon Stewart

15 comments:

blue girl said...

Some called it the Superdome -- others, The Big Easy...

B.Long said...

It is really scary to see that there are really people out there that think like you people. And you are the first to whine, bitch, cry, complain and point fingers when there is a crisis. I suppose Pearl Harbor was George Bush's fault too. If you had your way, we never would have went to war then either. The real problem is you never had to pay for your freedom, you have just had it handed to you and you expect everything else handed to you. I also venture to say, there is not one of you here who has spent one day in the defense of our great nation.

Instead of spending your time ripping everything down, why don't you get off your dead liberal asses and help?

I'm quite sure the moderator will delete this one.

blue girl said...

B.long? B.quiet--

Neddie said...

>> I'm quite sure the moderator will delete this one.

Oh, quite the opposite....

Come on... Who is this really? Lightfoot?

Anonymous said...

Hey, B.Long whoever you are- isn't it great that B. Frist (your hero who runs the Senate) sees as the first order of business the repeal of the estate tax this week? Guess he doesn't have any idea of the fact that thousands have suffered and died in our sad third world country this week. Oh well- to quote another of your heroes- "STUFF HAPPENS"- but let's get on the the really pressing business of making our bloated rich richer, the poor poorer and our raping and sacking.

The Germans said...

"The only difference is that tens of thousands of people didn't die in ML's vagina." ...that we know of...

Anonymous said...

B. Long: Bush has spent four and a half years pissing in your mouth and telling you it's Coca-Cola--why do you go along with it? I get that you hate liberals, but we're not the ones lying to you and stealing your country's future. We're not the ones who let a major American city--and our biggest port--be destroyed through his negligence.

Since it's clear your political decisions are based on your hatred of the entire left half of your fellow Americans, don't bother to wrap yourself in the flag.

BTW--it takes a really special kind of stupid to try defend Bush on the basis of: . . . you never had to pay for your freedom, you have just had it handed to you and you expect everything else handed to you.

Let me guess--you're one of those guys who thought Dubya had a better service record than Kerry.

Molly, NYC

XTCfan said...

HAHAHA, b.long is just a fucking spammer! His "blog" is a sham, he's just trying to build link relevancy.

Nice try, troll. (BTW, WtF does Pearl Harbor have to do with Bush's mishandling of Katrina? We were attacked then, asshole. Bush has the "distinction" of being the first president in American history to start an unprovoked war. You dick.)

ade said...

why don't you get off your dead liberal asses and help?
I guess you posted this from some wi-fi hotspot in a break from rebuilding the levees...

Neddie said...

>> HAHAHA, b.long is just a fucking spammer!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I had such a great stemwinder going, I was ripping him up one side and down the other, I was invoking Jefferson and Malthus and Josef Goebbels, I was kicking his little ass from here to Bourbonb Street and back... And you had to go point out he's a spammer.

And I fell for it. I Googled his miserable "Online Coaches" organization, I looked at his Profile, I did everything to give that little turd exactly what he wanted from me. Oh, I suck double today.

Bobby Lightfoot said...

Wasn't me, dawg. I'm too busy trying to find one of these guys who lives close enough so we can actually get together and duel.

I think duelling is coming back.

Neddie said...

'Member when shithouse-rat-crazy Zell Miller challenged Chris Matthews to a duel during the Republican Natural Convention?

Good times... good times....

Bobby Lightfoot said...

Ha!

Actually, if you go with th' Right's whole when-life-begins thing, it could in fact be argued that tens of thousands DID die inside ML's thingy.

Bob Dwire said...

Or on her dress?

ccaptious said...

I think I speak for every literate Briton when I say: spot on