Thursday, September 29, 2005

Pervy Thursday

What are you, nuts? Don't you have something better to do?

In the last hour alone, I've had people come in on the following searches:

Freddie Moore cock musician

Wheelchairs vagina

and perhaps my favorite:

Evangeline Lilly pee

I would like to make it abundantly clear that none of these exact phrases appears in my blog, but it frightens me a bit how high I appear on the search return.

You people!


Neil Shakespeare said...

Evangeline Lilly Pee? That IS good one!

Bobby Lightfoot said...

Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a little hut made of tar and wood
Where lived a young boy named Freddie Moore
He never learned to read and right a book so well
But he could play the cock jes' like a-ringing a bell.

res publica said...

It's that whack-ass MSN Search. Because my blog's title contains the word dog, and because I have occasionally typed the word "sex" in various posts, I get daily visits from people searching for "free dog sex" and "hot dog sex" and "woman f*cking dogs", etc. I'd like to thank Microsoft. From the bottom of my rectum, er..heart.

blue girl said...

Wheelchairs vagina completely creeps me out.

res publica said...

Yeah, me too. Like "just reading those words undid 12 years of therapy in 2 seconds" creep out.

helmut said...

My blog seems to be the master of the "Lleyton Hewitt penis" search. I've made just one damned mistake in my life and now my blog has to pay for it.

Kevin Wolf said...

Okay, I'll cop to it. I was the one did the Freddie Moore search.