But damned close.
Medical Science has determined it's an ear infection, not Avian Flu, that's keeping me prostrate, and now I'm armed with my pals Deacon Gestant and Annie Biotic I should in no time be up and as fit as that paragon of salutary well-being, a fiddle.
Welcome, visitors from Stackitivist and beyond. Poke around in the Archives, have fun. That's about all I have the strength for today.
Smell you later.