Oooooh, look, I can spin in really tiny circles, and I can glide backwards while grabbing my leg and sticking it in my ear, and I can gesticulate balletically with my graceful arms while grinning like a gargoyle...
But now comes the kicker...
HERE'S MY CUNT!
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GLRXXXSPLTTFFFGGGGGGGBBBBX!!!!!!!
Oh dear, Olympic Cunt seems to be all the rage these days:
http://i1.tinypic.com/o8glmv.jpg
fnftyp - a small gratuity for a German waiter.
My wife likes the figure skating, so I was compelled to watch it with her last night. I, too, noticed a new emphasis on cunt, or, as I have named it, "beaver work." As in: "This 16 year-old competitor from Vaginastan isn't terribly strong on her jumps, but her beaver work is among the best at the Games."
I'm sending a telegram to Dick Button in hopes of having this neologism take hold among the skating community. (Actually, I just wanted an excuse to refer to "Dick Button".)
Re: Dae's Picture of Extreme Cameltoe Horror
I think I know where General Tso's Chicken is hiding.
Jesus. Christ.
Was never as funny as this post.
qaaquyx!! - Oh, shit, Bobby's still choking! Send for help!
Oh the perils of trying to type too fast, that "dae" is supposed to read "ade"
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Kind of reminds me of the time at school when a French student came to give us Oral French lessons (not half as arousing as the title suggests) - her limited grasp of the pronunciation of English names led to her calling me Elgrin instead of Adrian. For the rest of that school year to all my classmates I was Elgrin. I nearly lost my marbles.
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There's kligahnz on the starboard bow!
Simon wrote: If I didn't want to go up one of those before, then I definitly don't want to now!
To be honest, I think possibly only Gary Glitter would be interested in going up that one.
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yhmma - telling mater that she has received an email.
umm... has your source changed the picture on you, sly-like? Or am I just very confused?
She seems to be saying, "It's THIS WIDE!!!"
At least she's wearing relatively dark colors. I remember seeing a photo book of the 1996 U.S. women's (really, girl's) gymnastic team that was practically kiddie porn.
cnwlx--when you're about to do the splits in front of 1 billion people and you absolutely, positively have to give yourself a Brazilian.
I've been called many things before but "Gary Glitter" ain't one of 'em.
From the general tone of the posts, I'm not sure if you fellas (?) are disgusted by flashing figure-skaters' crotches or titillated. While I'll admit to not being a figure skating fan, preferring the skiing, bobsled and loooooooge events, it seems to me that female figure skaters have always done the eye-popping splits. Perhaps I'm the wrong gender to find it all so... ewwwww.
Someone want to take a moment to explain all the um, excitement?
You boys...
I'm not sure if you fellas (?) are disgusted by flashing figure-skaters' crotches or titillated.
Neither, Wren. It's just that Olympic Figure Skating becomes sidesplittingly funny when you refuse to imbue it with the High Artistic Seriousness it attributes to itself. In much the same vein, The Dawnce is pretty fuckin' funny when you step out of your role of Awed Theatergoer and just look at it as people prancing around in tights.
I have an inner monologue going when I watch figure skating, speculating about what's going through the head of the skater, and when this skater lifted one leg and pretty much put the whole affair on proud display with a huge idiot grin on her face, that phrase popped into my head and I almost choked laughing.
I'm nmlyen to ya.
It's called pushing the Dick Button. Teehee.
This can't be the right photo.
Have there been any calls for me?
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Thank you, thank you, thank you - all of you. Last night's Ladies' Final took on so many new layers of meaning.
It was gratifying to see that excellent beaver work did, once again, carry the day.
Skøl!
Old old ethnic jolk: Why don't (your choice) ballerinas do the split?
Ans.: They stick to the floor.
Hahahahaguffawhmmmmmmm?
Aw, fukkit
And I'm sure there will be even more crotch-baring "moves" since now the skaters have to do what is called a "spiral sequence." Yep..all those high leg-lifting moves that in the animal kingdom would signal a willingness to start the mating dance are required by the Judges. On the other hand, maybe these leg lifts are just an attempt to improve skater hygeine by giving these young women the opportunity to air out down there.
Or, could it all be a ratings ploy by the network? Hmm...
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